08 March 2007

apparently sarcasm doesn't work on my mom's cell phone

Me: Oh, and did I tell you? I got a haircut last week.
Mom: Really?
Me: Yep, it's a new 'do...I've got bangs. Can you remember when I last had bangs?
Mom: It's been a long time. But they're very fashionable now.
Me: Of course, then, it makes sense that I have bangs...since I'm so fashionable.
Mom: (hysterical laughter)
Me: (silence)
Mom: Oh, Jenny, you are so funny....