05 January 2008

insanity and frosted flakes

My rear aches. I've had a drill-in-the-head ache for days. My shoulders are hunched so high they're keeping my earlobes warm. I've taken to munching on dry Frosted Flakes out of a coffee mug and listening to the Beatles. My "breaks" constitute feeding the cat or taking a pumice to my clammy feet.

Am I going insane?

No.

I'm writing my dissertation.